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Him vs You

Him:
Average.
That’s how he made me feel
Plain.
Tore me down. No time to heal
Simple.
Waist too big, yet thighs too small
Homely.
Held no sex appeal, none at all
And I believed him.
You:
Beautiful.
You say that word, I know it’s real
Pretty.
My heart. It’s yours, yours to steal
Lovely.
My freckles are cute and southern drawl
Stunning.
These words you speak, it’s what you call
Me.
And I believe you.

"You’re a boy! You’ve been coddled and cared for and pampered and hugged. For you, it’s always summertime and living is easy and daddy’s rich and your mama’s good looking. You’re a Grant! You’ve got money in your blood. But you are a boy! I’m a man! I’ve worked for every single thing I have ever received. I have fought and scraped and bled for every inch of ground I walk on. I’m the first in my family to go to college. My daughter went to boarding school with the children of kings. I made that happen! You cried yourself to sleep because daddy hurt your feelings, because papa banged his secretary. Because it hurt to have so much money. You spoiled, entitled, ungrateful, little brat! You have everything handed to you on a silver platter and you squander it. You’re given the world and you can’t appreciate it because you haven’t had to work for anything! So now you’ve decided that the one thing that you want is my daughter. You love that she is a door marked exit. You love that she is your way out. Because if you are with Olivia Pope, you don’t have to fulfill your father’s dream of being president. You are always going to be Senator Grant’s disappointing boy, Fitz. She is always going to be the formidable Olivia Pope! Don’t use the person that I made to make you into a man. You are a boy!"

Rowan Pope to Fitz Grant, Scandal (Season 3), "A Door Marked Exit"  (via heart-addictions)

mechanicbird:

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

🙌

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yoadrianxxid:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

kaybar9308

"Why thank you, I squat…biatch" is what I’d say!

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actorswithactionfigures:

marvelandspiderman:

Well if this isn’t just the cutest

~Peter

Don’t think I’ve ever blogged the whole comic, in its entire adorableness…

You’re welcome :)

A-Babies VS. X-Babies. Written by Skottie Young. Art by Gurihiru.

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iheartquinn21:

Joker and  Harley Bunny

ERMERGERD I LOVE IT

iheartquinn21:

Joker and  Harley Bunny

ERMERGERD I LOVE IT

(Source: tomosama.deviantart.com)

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breakingstride:

broomsticksandpaddles:

youarelookingatthis:

There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.

OH MY GOD

THAT IS ALL I WANT NOW

YAAAASSSS 🙌🙌🙌

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yoadrianxxid:

infinidegree:

jiizzzlle:

victoriatheunicorn:

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES FUCKING HOP

kaybar9308 DUDE IT’S US
adriandewitt would I be the bunny????

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